In our line of work, we make stuff. To make the stuff we make, we use a lot of various boxes with shiny buttons on them. You know. “Technology”.
But, back in the day, all it took was a pencil.
The humble pencil has fallen out of favor for many reasons. Mice and styli do not require periodic sharpening. Your ability to make mistakes is limited to 5.5mm of rubber. And No. 2’s dominance over the pencil market has never been satisfactorily explained.
But there are many reasons to love the pencil, too. Its slender form is sullied by neither buttons nor touchscreens. It doesn’t crash or require updates. It is highly mobile, fitting into most pockets and behind most ears. But mostly, it is one-step idea making. You pick it up. And then you make.
And so. Here’s to the pencil. To Creatures. To those who make.

David
RETURN TO THE STREET WIZARD
Dave is head of the design studio, and a graffiti artist. This makes him the most “street” Creature.
DENCIL ONE
Dave's graffiti name is Dense One. You do the math.
Chris
PROPERTY OF THE BLACK NAPKIN
Chris is the “crazy ideas man in very tight pants”. This pseudonym was one of his crazy tight-pants-induced ideas.
Ramon
REST YOUR BEAN HERE
Ramon is known for his incredible mustache and devising innovative uses for pencils, including his “bean trap” invention. “Bean” is a Creature studio euphemism for a certain, well, lady part.
Brian Bosworth
THE OTHER BRIAN BOSWORTH
The first Brian Bosworth was a magnificently mulleted linebacker for the Seattle Seahawks. This is other one.
Clara
FOR FEMININE DESIGN USE ONLY
CO-FOUNDER, IHATEWOMEN.INFO
The official woman designer of Creature, Clara is also co-founder of a new website celebrating all things woman, Ihatewomen.info.
Pam
FOR CHERISHED SECRETS ONLY
Account team feedback for one of Pam’s projects deemed her ideas lacking enough “cherished secrets”. These pencils are to remind her that whenever she reveals secrets, she should also cherish them.
Pat
JUST LIKE AMERICA, NO. 1
Pat loves America. He loves it so much he almost got a tattoo of America exploding out of his arm. Thankfully, he didn’t. And has this pencil instead.
Pat McKay
PATSBEAUTYTIPS.NET
Pat “Pretty Boy” McKay has the best head of hair at Creature. It is Adonis-like, curly and lustrous, as if lathered nightly with a cream of mayonnaise and motor oil. More tips at the soon-to-be-launched patsbeautyblog.net.
Simson
ARTIST FORMERLY KNOWN AS SAM
Simson was named by his grandfather, who intended to name him Simpson but, as this was before the era of spell-check, accidentally wrote down “Simson”. Somewhere along the line it became Sam. But he’d rather be called by his given, incorrect name.
Sarah Faulkner
WILL TRADE FOR TRANS FATS
Sarah is an adorably petite senior project manager. She also consumes an ungodly amount of processed, deep-fried foods, often in the Funyun family. One day, her metabolism will shut down, and the universe will be right again.
Dax
CREATOR OF “THE DAX SPECIAL”
Dax is an incredible producer, known for his humilty and his zen-like “dudeness”. Which makes his signature breakfast especially interesting: five shots of espresso on ice.
Shawn
SHAWN DIAZ BUTT SCRATCHER (TM)
Shawn is a talented illustrator and designer, whose talent is inversely proportional to his cleanliness. His refreshing disregard for public itching is commemorated in this pencil.
Brian Choi
I’D RATHER BE A PARLIAMENT
Choi is a surly Korean fellow with a penchant for soju, losing at poker, and procrastination via frequent cigarette breaks.
Adam
FOR OFFICIAL LAWSUIT USE ONLY
Adam, a well-intentioned and talented art director, was once studying to become some sort of fancy scientist. He now spends his time exploiting the absence of a Creature HR department.
Anu
FINNISH PENCILS ARE COOLER
Anu is from Finland, which means she was born with preternaturally great hair, a “funky” fashion sense, and an indecipherable accent. She is cooler than you. And so are her pencils.
Justin
WILL TRADE FOR FOOD
Justin is a trim and sarcastic copywriter with a keen ability to sniff out unattended scraps of food on people’s desks. Often confused with JB, resident Creature garbage-eater and dog.
Julian
THE THINKING MAN’S TIMBERLAKE
Yes. His last name is Timberlake. He is not related to that other Timberlake. This Timberlake is infinitely more learned, fashionable, and receding-hairline-ish.
Kaylin
IF FOUND: YOU LITTLE!
Kaylin, a sassy producer, is known for her sassy sassiness. A particular, much-loved sassy retort is immortalized here, in this pencil.
Kristie
HARPER COULD DRAW THAT
One of Kristie’s greatest accomplishments, surprisingly, does not come from her long career as a media expert. Her elfin daughter, Harper, which is probably the cutest thing alive, has earned that title.
Hilary
#1 CREATURE FANTASY RANKING
Hilary is a powerful, intelligent, insanely hot single mother who runs pretty much everything at the agency. Creatures, male or female, are defenseless against her charms.
Gingold
K-PAREVE
Jason is Jewish. Sometimes. These pencils are for those days he likes to “Jew it up”.
Robson
NO REWARD IF FOUND
The only Canadian of Creature, Robson should be a sweet, harmlessly boring Creature novelty. But since he controls the company checkbook, he is evil.
Jim
CREATOR, THE POOPLESS DOG (TM)
Jim has an impossible idea he likes to bring up, extremely frequently, and with the same amount of gusto each time: A dog that doesn’t defecate. Jim is also a benevolent and incredibly intelligent, caring, forgiving boss.
Matt
CAPTAIN SS CREATURE
Matt is what you would call a “good dude”. As a seaman and a bossman, he steers the proverbial Creature ship. So far, major James-Cameron-worthy icebergs have been averted.
* All pencils created by the endlessly talented and clever Shirley Hendrickson, wordsmif and copywriter extraordinaire, as holiday presents for her colleagues. Thank you, Shirley!